Thursday, September 10, 2009

Beowulf

The Wrath of Grendel
Grendel is very upset because he cannot sleep for all the racket that is going on in Hrothgar's kingdom at a party that he wasn't invited to. So he used his GPS system to make his way there. Once he was he killed all the men that he could in revenge but not King Hrothgar cause Grendel believed that he was protected by god. King Hrothgar got on his new iphone and posted a blog about what had happened and asked for help.

The Coming of Beowulf
Beowulf had seen what was happening to Hrothgar's kingdom threw the internet and decided to help. So Beowulf gathered 14 men and they set of for the castle in Beowulf's new car that ran on air. The watchmen saw them coming with his brand new security system just put in days before.
He questioned them but decided to let them pass.

The Battle with Grendel
Beowulf and his men were all pretending to be asleep when Grendel attacked he got one mad an shred him to pieces but before long Grendel was dead. Beowulf had killed him using only his hands and ripped his arm of to hand above the banquet hall to prove that he was no longer living.

The Monsters' Lair
While everyone is celebrating Grendels death his mother sneaks up and kills 2 of Hrothgars closest friends and takes back her son's arm then rides away as fast as her segway will take her. The next day Beowulf decides that he is going to kill this monster once and for all. He goes deep down in to this nasty horrid swamp that Grendels mother lives.

The Battle With Grendel's Mother
As he gets down there he realized that she is much stronger than Grendel was so he has to get a huge light saber and fight her with it. Once she is dead the swamp clears but while he was under water everybody but his own men gave up on him and went back to the castle. Beowulf went back to the Castle and shone everyone how much of a hero he was.

The Last Battle
Many years later he became king of his own kingdom and reined for many many years before there became another threat. There was a huge dragon that needed defeating by this time Beowulf was well in his 80's but he still took soldiers and went and fought. All his men betrayed him except wiglaf.

The Spoils
Beowulf had gotten injured. So wiglaf and Beowulf defeated the dragon together. Wiglaf went in to the castle that the dragon was protecting and used his fancy metal detector to find the treasures that he brought back to his king. Wiglaf got back just in time to hear Beowulf's last words. He told him that he was now the king and to bring all the treasures back to the kingdom.

The Farewell
It took a good ten days to prepare for Beowulfs Funeral he was cremated. A tower was built in his honor and as the ashes were spread soldiers rode around this tower telling stories of Beowulfs amazing life. Some people were even recording it. He would live on forever in these stories.

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